We can’t all live out our most crotch-tinglingly seductive fantasies.

That’s okay though, because Jenny Broke the Window have recorded them.

For some, the above image of a chicky babe licking a Gaytime (that’s not how you eat it mate) will be enough to satisfy. However my brain is on a different level. Imagine jamming with your band at the local shop after hours, completely alone except for the strange girl who struggles to consume stick-based food. While jauntily swaggering about the shop, guitar in hand, you discover the lolly aisle. The unguarded lolly aisle. I’M BITING MY LIP JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LOLLY AISLE.

Post-dessert, you can steal the cape-like flowy bits from the girl’s leotard and zoom around the shop as your sugar high peaks…

In summary, this video will probably get you warm and moist under the collar if you enjoy lollies and judging people on their method of ice cream consumption.

Oh yeah, and the music is bloody brilliant!

Giveaway:

As an apology for mentioning icecream more than music, it’s only fair to offer you a double pass to Jenny Broke the Window’s gig at The Standard this Thursday. They’re playing with The Preatures (DJs), Gang of Youths and Rockets – all you’ve gotta do is email flog@fbiradio.com with the name of who broke your window.

Unrelated icecream-related activity:

Create your FBicecream right here you beautiful humans!

WHAT: Jenny Broke The Window ‘Ravel’ single launch
WHO: supported by The Preatures (DJs), Gang Of Youths, Rockets
WHEN: Thursday 22 May
WHERE: The Standard,
HOW MUCH: 10 bucks from moshtix