Sydney’s just so damned cultured that you need a guide to sort the killer from the filler! This week we’ve found you exhibitions of calligraphed loo paper and painted ukuleles as well as free mo movies and jurassic lounge; extinction…

There’s the Ron Burgundy, the villain, El Bandito-style, the Dali… Whether you find them outrageously disgusting or strangely sexy, you’ve probably noticed some of the above styles sprouting upon the upper lips of your male counterparts this November.