big screen review
Sam Clark reviews Jupiter Ascending, a film about a half-man half-dog from outer space who rescues a cleaning lady named Jupiter from invisible rat monsters using some kind of anti gravity roller skates.
Our film guy Sam Clark watched the new Nick Cave movie even though it wasn’t the Nic Cage movie he has originally thought it would be. So this review is not about Nic Cage. Or is it?
Sam Clark reckons the new X Men cast is the cinematic equivalent of spending a fortune on lobster, then mincing it, burning it and eating it with that cheese that comes in a can.