Who do monsters buy their cookies from?

Ghoul Scouts! *Ba dum tsssh*

Halloween is probably the most apt holiday for shitty jokes, puns, gags, jests, wisecracks and tomfoolery. Now, stopwhatchadoing and watch this hilarious video of BANDS TELLING HALLOWEEN JOKES (and making weird noises).

AWW YEAH. In case you missed the bit where it said, “JESSE WILLESEE’S HAUNTED HOTEL” in between all of those terribly good jokes, here’s the rundown:

On Halloween night, the Kings Cross Hotel will turn into 5 levels of interactive, ghoultastic, Halloween chaos. Jesse Willesee, who created the Seven Hundred Photos interactive live fashion shoot series and who is known for mind bending art and fashion, has created this chaotic night you wouldn’t dare say ‘boo’ at.

Bring your cameras for interactive live fashion shoots (as in, they set up the scene, you take the photos) and win a big bottle o’ vodka for best picture, explore the interactive Halloween installations, enter the wild world of “Kirin J. Callinan’s Bargain Basement”, but don’t expect to escape with your sanity intact.

For all you pun loving friends, there are HALLOWEEN JOKE BOOTHS, where you can literally sit all night being told shitty jokes. Or for the music lovers, the night will be filled with the Handgames Mix Tape launch at FBi Social – a deadly lineup of performances from Teenage Mothers, Black Zeroes, Bang! Bang! Rock N Roll and Kill City Creeps. ooooOOOoooo.

Don’t forget to grab a white sheet and cut holes in it; there will be boo-zy prizes for the best dressed.

Top your night off with $4 Absolut and $3.50 Carlton between 7pm and 9pm, and get ready to dance your alcohol infused limbs to the Monster Mash.

I now leave you with this image of flashing pumpkins..

What: JESSE WILLESEE’S HAUNTED HOTEL
When: 7PM TILL LATE! WEDNESDAY OCT 31
Where: KINGS CROSS HOTEL DARLINGHURST RD, KINGS CROSS
How much: $10 ENTRY $4 ABSOLUT $3.50 BEERS
Fun times: Fashion installations 7-9pm, band installations 9-10pm, Hand Games Mix Tape launch 9pm-12am