Sam Clark reviews Jupiter Ascending, a film about a half-man half-dog from outer space who rescues a cleaning lady named Jupiter from invisible rat monsters using some kind of anti gravity roller skates.

Sam Clark takes a look at the film that caused a hostile hermit nation to (almost) bring down a major movie studio, had the entire American cinema industry cowering into a ball, and is completely obsessed with buttholes.

Sam Clark admits that Kingsman is “a crazy, hyper-violent cartoon complete with an insane, horrifying and hilarious massacre… in a church” – but he totally loved it.

Sam Clark isn’t sure why you would make a movie about Stephen Hawking’s love life, but he went and saw The Theory of Everything anyway, because his mum always gives him a nice dinner when he takes her out to the movies.

“The look and the feel of it scream for brevity, yet the movie just keeps on going long after I got the point.”

Sam Clark reckons ‘St Vincent’ is maybe worth watching for one reason only: and that’s Bill Murray.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s character in Nightcrawler embodies everything people are told they should be – but more importantly, he’s a complete sociopath. Sam Clark recommends for fans of Gone Girl and those who thought Gyllenhaal didn’t have it in him…

Are you on Team Peeta, or Team Gale? Is that even a thing, or do we ignore those two drips and revel in the glory that is Katniss?! Sam Clark checked out Mockingjay and found only half a movie…

Exists is a found footage tale of terror featuring that most maligned of mythical creatures – Sasquatch! Sam Clark thought the creature looked like a hairy nude biker, who had been lost in the woods for a few months; which sounds pretty frightening to me!

Chris Nolan’s new movie Interstellar is ambitious and huge, really weird and badly flawed… and Sam Clark loved it.