Alessandro Dallarmi holds AraabMuzik’s ‘For Professional Use Only’ mixtape up to the light, squints for a bit, and decides if it’s any good.

“If Frank Zappa were born thirty years later, he’d be doing something like this. Strange music supporting stranger tales that are either butt-clenchingly hilarious or enlightening, depending on what you’re drinking.” Alessandro Dallarmi took on the ambitious dance lineup that was Hold Tight! at the Metro.