They see you at your gorgeous best and vomiting worst, usually within the space of a few hours. Nick Hose went to Kings Cross on a Saturday night and found out that your “only two drinks mate” aren’t fooling anybody. Especially not the bouncer.

Nick Hose continues to give back to the community with some pearls of wisdom regarding how to handle a drunken spew. Are we sorry we let him on the radio? Maybe.

Nick Hose tells us what that Japanese symbol tattoo he drunkenly acquired really stands for.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it like Dave Grohl. Click through for Nick Hose on the (ahem) ins and outs of being an amateur DJ.

We’ve just launched a new segment! The lovely Nick Hose will be coming in to chat to Declan Byrne about the important things each Monday after 9am. The important things like when it’s OK to steal someone’s beer.