Ever wanted to be one of those people walking down the street shimmying their shoulders and raising their eyebrows suggestively at passers by? Put Olympic Ayres on your tune-machine and you can be.

Deep in the heart of some basement in Sydney there is a pile of spicy chicken and some empty beer cans.. and to the right there is a big trophy with ‘Unsigned Artist of the Week’ scrawled beautifully on it in permanent marker.